Miskatonic University’s Cloning Breakthrough: Shoggoths to Revolutionize the Workforce
Miskatonic University has cloned Shoggoths, shape-shifting organisms, to combat worker shortages. Discovered in Antarctica, these creatures offer innovative labor solutions. Safety and ethical measures are[…]
Miskatonic University Addresses Unsanctioned Portal Opening in Maui
A post-doctoral researcher from Miskatonic University mistakenly opened a portal to hell in Maui during a TikTok challenge. The university has emphasized that the individual's[…]
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