Posts by Miskatonic University News

Shoggoths in Miskatonic University's cloning laboratories.

Miskatonic University’s Cloning Breakthrough: Shoggoths to Revolutionize the Workforce

Miskatonic University has cloned Shoggoths, shape-shifting organisms, to combat worker shortages. Discovered in Antarctica, these creatures offer innovative labor solutions. Safety and ethical measures are[…]

Portal to Hell

Miskatonic University Addresses Unsanctioned Portal Opening in Maui

A post-doctoral researcher from Miskatonic University mistakenly opened a portal to hell in Maui during a TikTok challenge. The university has emphasized that the individual's[…]

Professor Julian Dornage

Biden, Trump and the Alchemy of Politics: Prof. Julian Dornage on Modern Symbolism

Professor Julian Dornage delves into the symbolic influences shaping politics, questions the Hunter Biden probe, and underscores how narratives often overshadow facts. The professor's insights[…]

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Dr. Fiona Stratham to Launch Provocative Lecture Series on Gender Roles in the Age of the Great Old Ones

Dr. Fiona Sterling of Miskatonic University's Department of Sociopolitical Alchemy is set to present a series titled "Gender Roles in the Wake of the Great[…]

Ritual

Delving into the Arcane with Professor Edgar Blanchard

Professor Edgar Blanchard of Miskatonic University explores the mystic intersections of art history, ancient symbols, and cosmic truths in our latest interview, shedding light on[…]

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Groundbreaking Paper by Dr. Anastasia Volkov Explores Quantum Portals and Ancient Rituals

Dr. Eleanor Kurov's new paper investigates the human brain's ability to resonate with alternate universes using ancient rituals and specific stimuli. Initial findings, inspired by[…]

Codex Arcanum Obscurum

Miskatonic University Unveils the Enigmatic Codex Arcanum Obscurum in Digital Collection

Miskatonic University unveils the Codex Arcanum Obscurum, an enigmatic tome with eerie drawings and cryptic script, acquired by Professor Nathaniel Greene in 1904. Delve into[…]

Codex Arcanum Obscurum

Codex Arcanum Obscurum

A cryptic manuscript of arcane knowledge, presumably created some time during the 15th century, written by multiple scribes.

Astrolabe of Shadows

Astrolabe of Shadows

Ornate celestial navigational tool, revered by alchemists and practitioners and believed to hold esoteric powers.

Pamela the Unicorn

Miskatonic University Unveils Pamela the Unicorn: A Cryptobiological Breakthrough

After decades of secrecy, Miskatonic University unveils Pamela the Unicorn, a cryptobiological marvel created through cloning using DNA from an ancient Unicorn horn with a[…]

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